PEZ dispenser for live bait

I know that fly fishermen have a few interesting things in their equipment arsenal. Tippet dispensers and straighteners, all sorts of knot-tying utensils, thermometers and fly-drying gizmos.

But I have yet to see something as goofy as the Quick Minnow for bait-drowners. I'm picturing somebody out on his bass boat around midday.. the sun beating down.. a couple beers later he starts to get the munchies.. I think you know where I'm headed.